“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.”Mistinguette (via dowboljhey)
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
earliest human memory? I received a tennis racket from my dad when I was five.
“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.”Mistinguette
“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”George Jean Nathan
in my mind.. in his mind..
Yeterday, March 15, 2010..
Nisakay ko jeep pauli sa Toril..
I was alone excluding, of course, the driver.
Roxas.. Hapit na Roxas Boulevard..
Niundang ang jeep in front of Cunanan’s Law Office.
A suspicious man stopped the jeepney and, at first, nisakay xa sa front seat.
He looked at the back seats where i was sitting.. I cringed in my seat. He was dark.. A very huge man, he was.
Nilingkod xa sa back seat.
I was frightened. (i was sitting at the corner of the right seat.. favorite spot namo ni shingay and ilugan jud namo ni Rio)
ITO ANG NANGYARI:
JANINE : huh?
GUY: naa kay pampamasahe dra pra sa ako?
JANINE: (*nataranta!) wala bya!
JANINE: (*super nataranta) wala jud nong.. wala jud koy kwarta! (*in my mind: nah! kawaton jud akong pitaka ani bha! unsa nlng akong pang-uli! ako kwintas! ako relo! huhuhu.. la pa jud q cellphone.. unsaon nko pgtawag 911!!!)
pero.. kani jud d.i ang nangyari..
GUY: how much ang minimum fare ?
JANINE : huh?
GUY: how much ang minimum fare?
GUY: pla ang pamasahe?
JANINE: aw.. (*nawala ang kulba) asa padulong?
GUY: pamasahe lng.. kanng discounted..
JANINE: asa padulong?? (*nag.minaldita)
JANINE: 12.. (*mali q.. dapat 10)
Well guys.. yun lang.. gsto lng nko i.share kay nkatawa ko.. hahahah
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